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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:00
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Still no good.
U.S. budget deficit hit $316 billion in May, with annual shortfall up 14% from a year ago - CNBC
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
share office space ...
What are women's true thoughts and feelings on bestiality?
No way
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
USA roster: 15 MLS players called for 2025 Concacaf Gold Cup - MLSsoccer.com
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Ananda Lewis, Celebrated MTV VJ, Dead at 52 - Rolling Stone
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is AI secretly replacing your job right now without you knowing it? What do you think? Do you agree?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
—
So, the docs changed it to read
What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Eat Grapefruit Every Day? - Verywell Health
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
5 takeaways from Seahawks organized team activities | Analysis - The Seattle Times
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors